If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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