You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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