i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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