so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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