okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
