East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
