Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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