3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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