Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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