Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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