I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just invented taco cereal.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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