i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
