Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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