mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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