ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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