and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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