Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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