i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's official drugs can't kill me
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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