Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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