I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
handjob tips. give me some.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you made out with another girl for some wings
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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