He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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