Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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