He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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