i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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