Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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