Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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