So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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