who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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