Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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