Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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