The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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