I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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