Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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