: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
