Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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