Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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