When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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