Non-Jews are for practice
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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