We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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