Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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