My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I forget how to act sober
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