So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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