idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
