But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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