You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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