i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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