Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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