Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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