Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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