What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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