I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Let's paint friendship bongs
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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