How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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