Farmville is her only friend.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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