well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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